Feb
3
You Won An Undisclosed Contest
You won a Ford Escape Hybrid. At least that is what the lady on the phone told me. She couldn’t tell me where or when I had signed up for the contest, but this phone number had been picked last night! I told her that the owner of this phone was my recently deceased brother and that I would be interested in having the car donated to the Red Cross in his honor. She told me that was impossible. I told her she was a heartless bitch and demanded to speak to her supervisor. She hung up. But I did win a car.
