Yes, Like the Motorcycle.

Downton Abbey

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 07:02:06 -0500

I apologize, I didn’t realize that because you watch Downton Abbey you are now a master of the English language. DOWNTOWN ABBEY! DOWNTOWN ABBEY! DOWNTOWN ABBEY! Did a murderous specter of Robert Crawley appear after I mispronounced that retched place three times? No. Will you continue to dream about living in WWI English society? Probably, but I advise against it because it was a terrible time and still is a terrible place. I will continue watching Teen Mom and Hoarders like a good American.

James Egbert - Back To New

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 00:03:05 -0500

James Egbert - Back To New

Infected 2.0

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 07:11:06 -0500

I had mentioned earlier that my work computer contracted some malware. They had to take away my computer. I learned an important lesson in all of this. That lesson is: Click on bad links at work and IT will upgrade you to a quad-core i3 with 4 GB of memory. A parable for the ages.

Justice - Civilization

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:03:06 -0500

Justice - Civilization

Improper Use of Company Resources

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:49:24 -0500

In the past I have enjoyed posting examples of my coworkers’ misuse of the company printers. See here and here. I usually pin the print out to the wall for everyone to see along with a witty note. I thought I had found another one yesterday, but after close inspection it turned out to be an application for joint custody of children lost in a divorce settlement. So I opted to just not publicly humiliate that guy.

Kimbra - Good Intent

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:41:49 -0500

Kimbra - Good Intent

My Back Hurts

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:57:07 -0500

I hurt my back sleeping, which has caused me to neglect aspects of my life such as this website. I apologize to those who’s days revolve around the content I post here. Since that is no one, you can all go to hell.

Porter Robinson - Say My Name (Conspirator remix)

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:47:25 -0500

Porter Robinson - Say My Name (Conspirator remix)

stencils: batman (by lepublicnme)

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:09:27 -0500

stencils:

batman (by lepublicnme)

Herman Dune - Be A Doll (And Take My Heart)

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:08:56 -0500

Herman Dune - Be A Doll (And Take My Heart)

Infected

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 06:02:05 -0500

A post on a website [cough, Clemmonade, cough] exposed my computer to a registry hack. IT had to quarantine my computer. I thought I might get in trouble, but the IT guy said: “No big deal man, this happened to me last week while I was on a Call of Duty forum.” Been there, done that I guess.

Wiretree - The Shore

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 00:03:06 -0500

Wiretree - The Shore

In Case You Need This Thing You Already Have

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 08:37:34 -0500

My coauthor on a document asked me to email him a copy of a reference we are using in our analysis. I did. He then forwarded the email to our technical reviewers. One of the reviewers is what I like to call “oversmart,” so smart that she is clueless. She can explain complex gaseous diffusion models, but is oblivious to the normal, everyday world. She forwarded me my original email with a note saying: “In case you need this reference.” Thanks. I do.

Justice - On’n’On NSFW

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 00:03:05 -0500

Justice - On’n’On

NSFW

Phở-Sho!

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:02:06 -0500

The shady, recently shut down gas station near me is now the shady, recently shut down gas station that serves Phở. You had me at shady.

WATERS - Back To You

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:03:06 -0500

WATERS - Back To You

Too Early To Fail

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:30:13 -0500

Got up for a 6:30 AM meeting this morning. This was much too early for anyone’s good. I spent the meeting feigning coherence and trying not to barf on the conference table. I checked my Twitter feed during, to find that my friend tweeted about a guy being named Steven Holt at his 5:00 AM meeting. Damn him for making my struggle seem meaningless.

Cuff The Duke - Take My Money And Run

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 08:21:07 -0500

Cuff The Duke - Take My Money And Run

We put off doing laundry for several weeks until yesterday. We...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:02:06 -0500

We put off doing laundry for several weeks until yesterday. We will continue in our ways and put off hanging it up for at least a few days, which means we will be sleeping on the couch for at least a few days.

Fort Lean - Beach Holiday

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:03:05 -0500

Fort Lean - Beach Holiday